mcdonaldsstaff:

trying to get your crush’s attention like

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highcheekboneshawty:

weaponsofbradestruction:

whipsandwhispers:

Illustrations by Steve Lee from Ride ‘Em Cowgirl!: Sex Position Secrets for Better Bucking by Dr. Sadie Allison

I just want to try the banana split.

LET ME SPLIT YOUR BANANA

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shiny-cradily:

Luiga & Ho-oh by request (x,x)

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shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

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